Cate Scott expected chaos at Dethklok's Mordhaus—but not to spill coffee on the world's most brutal metal band. Now juggling a network meltdown and her own embarrassment, Cate faces a disaster she never saw coming. Charles Offdensen, the band's manager, finds himself unexpectedly drawn to the clumsy consultant. Amidst chaos, spilled coffee, and humor, sparks fly.

Dethklok gets approached with an endorsement from a Ancestry DNA company who want the band to get an Ancestry test to help sell their services. But Toki's DNA test shows something that the band isn't ready for and threatens the bands very foundation, it has to be an error... right?

Dethklok has been approached by a publisher to write biographies about themselves. how will this pan out? will it be Dethkloks most profitable venture or their biggest mistake.

This is a rewrite of the scene from Fox and the Hound when Tod first met Vixie... Just something really sweet... Also posted to Archive of Our Own. Rated T because Murderface says a dirty word.

Also posted to Archive of Our Own. This is kinda like a post-Doomstar kinda thing but instead of getting poisoned, Murderface basically just falls into a deep depression and this is him lamenting about things. To clarify, Murderface electing not to drink and to just remain sober is his way of punishing himself. He is a sad sober man who needs a hug. There is no comfort in this.

A belated Christmas fic. Also posted to Archive of Our Own

A parody of the Song Something Better from Muppet Treasure Island

A song parody of the song Long Ago from the Adam Sandler flick 8 Crazy Night... Crack ship: Pickles x Magnus

A rewrite of the Last Lullaby pt. 1 from Centaurworld... Basically just rewritten for the Metalocalypse universe... Enjoy the feels on me. Also posted to Deviantart (IchidoriYukei) and A03 (Sven Wolfstrom92)

"What do you like about him?" Charles retracted his hand, "Like specifically. What is it about Toki that you really like?" "Oh… Uh… Everything," Murderface lit up like a little kid on Christmas morning. (Warface - Toki x Murderface; if you don't like this pairing then don't read, don't even comment)

This was something that popped into my head after I drew Toki as a unicorn (Deviantart - IchidoriYukei). Now this is a basic concept that I might turn into a full fledged story in the future. I hope y'all like it just as much as I do.

Nathan tries for his GED again.

Sequal to Robot Ninja's are Cool. The Robot Ninja is badass in all the ways.

How would the Nathan react to finding out his 'Robot' manager is secretly a badass.

Things get really weird for the band, especially for its two north-European

The band try their hardest to live through another day in poverty, where Nathan discovers more and more about a certain Norwegian, whereas he begins to realise something new. Showers because of... Showers.

A wicth halps tha band find tru lov... but tha catch is that only one cuple can suceed. utter shitposting

Magnus gets a little more than he bargained for when he meets Seth at a hotel in Sydney. Special thanks to my friend/beta Scone.

Panic was an inevitable reality of Toki's daily life, nothing in that respect had changed since his exodus from his small hometown. He awoke cold and hungry, fighting cold sweats, his heart beating out of his chest and an overall sense of dread encoming his whole being daily. But at least he was free.

When Toki first s the band, Pickles doesn't quite know what to think of the kid, but it doesn't really matter; he needs him to play, not be his friend. Soon, though, that's exactly what he becomes, and eventually their relationship develops into more.

My attempt at a metalocalypse fanfic. It's a highschool AU, cause I can. Skwisgaar x Toki

People of Mordland tell the stories of the past and present. This story doesn't follow the original canon of the series, changes and differences will be explained as chapters go by.

It wasn't strange for Pickles to call people at stupid hours of the night, raging drunk. It was a little more strange when he called the wrong number.

Set directly after the episode Dethdad. Toki freaks out and runs into the woods again, where his life changes forever. Mpreg. Don't like, don't read. Possibly OOC.

Some Metalocalypse Drabbles that came to mind while watching some episode or just going through images. Skwistok, Charles x Pickles and some band interactions, with a bit of things going on here and then, have a look :)