An average Joe wakes up in Alan Harper's body and is determined to avoid ruining his life like Alan has. Armed with a step-by-step guide and the show's knowledge, he is determined to be better than both of his previous lives.

Judith insists that Herb is the father of her daughter, Milly, but Alan Harper finds out he is. Alan gets very little help from Judith, who also keeps the truth from Herb. Alan has to balance his desire to be involved in Milly's life with the emotional fallout from concealing the truth about his role as her father.

After Charlie's Funeral, the family gets a few surprises, including a familiar face from the past (Note: Takes place after Charlie's Funeral Service).

If Walden had adopted a girl instead

During the dinner scene in "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour" Charlie doesn't follow Alan into the Men's Room. He comes up with another idea to make Alan pay for at least his own meal.

Just a brief conversation between these two characters, and an alternate take on what really happenned to Charlie. I promise it's better than the actual ending of the show.

This is my version of the unaired episde of season 8 where Charlie accidently sleeps with his friend.

In the alternate ending to Two and a Half Men, Charlie never dies and Walden is never in the show. In the last episode of season 12, Charlie decides to marry Rose.

While talking to Gail, Alan realized it was going nowhere and stopped himself. It puts him on a new path in his life. He was once good, principled man, before he started to turn into a bad person, partly because his marriage and divorce with Judith and jealously of his wealthy brother, but now he wants to be good old Alan once again. It is even possible?

In this scene, Charlie re an old fishing trip with his father Frank from his childhood.

Charlie realizes Rose is the one a little sooner, right after his break-up with Chelsea.

What if Jake was smarter than he seemed but a cunning devil

Charlie teaches Jake how to gamble, much to the displeasure of Judith. (Author's Note): This was based off an old story and did not like the way it was going and am in the process of re-writing it

Jake's new tutor, 18 year old Adriana, takes an instant liking to Alan. But maybe she likes him a little too much. Self insert fanfic.

This is a drabble about Alan and Walden. When Alan finds Walden in his bed, it changes something.. Though he is not sure yet what, when he approaches his bed. Alan/Walden; WARNING: Shounen-ai; Rated T for slight swearing (just to be safe); EDITED

This is how I think the series should have ended. Written in the week between the second last and last episodes. With spelling and grammar corrections. Hope you enjoy. Please comment.

Really, it is.

'In his own room Louis pulled a carefully folded list out of his pillowcase and marked off 'trap waldin and alin under misslto' in red crayon.' The fic is partially inspired by the Christmas season and the fact that Louis cockblocks Walden like a pro. I think he's trying to keep his father faithful.

After Charlies death his little sister helps Walden and he gets a little crush on the woman who helps him and makes Alan back off she is pretty, sweet and single so why can't he make a move!

Some Walden, Alan, and Louis fluff. Set in season 12. Pre Walden/Alan.

I seriously thought this episode was real until the end, so I decided to make it real! Also, something had to happen to Jake! So, review positively please! Thank you! I hope it's likable... If you don't know "Frodo's Headshots" already, watch the episode at some point! It's an intense episode! Rated: T.

For Alan Harper and Walden Shmidt life as they know it is about to change to a pressure point when they find out they're going to have some new neighbors for the summer. Their friendship will be tested and Walden will find out that for first time in his life he's fallen in love..for real. [Set before season 12.]

Alan is feeling miserable as usual and decides to pay a visit to Charlie in the crematorium. Brotherly fic

My son, my son, my only one. You open my heart like the morning sun. Your tiny face, your tiny hand. Never have I felt a love so grand.

Jake returns home from college on Christmas break, with his new girlfriend, Jillian, in tow. But how will the family react to Jake's and Jillian's life-changing news? Suck summary, good story.